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I’m in a town named Tecolutla, in VeraCruz it’s pretty as fuck

I’m in Mexico City 😄

I’m boarding my first plane in 10 minutes :))))))))))) lord help me, any followers in Denver?

no wonder this dumbass got pulled over

blastortoise:

staff on neo nazi blogs:……..

on racist blogs:……….

on misognyist blogs:………

on transphobic blogs:….

on homophobic blogs:………………….

on blogs that hoard urls: Deleted, banned, the FBI has been called you are fucking done.

isnt:

i wanna play drums w ur butt

lucidnee:

prettypussyprincess:

if u wit ur girl

and she put her phone down like this:

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u mostly likely a side nigga stay woke

Can y’all stop giving away secrets

  • Sean Kingston: ♪She's indecisive♫
  • Me: What does that mean?
  • Sean Kingston: ♬She can't decide♩
  • Me: Thanks

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

stilesgame:

It bugs me when people are unnecessarily mean. Like, you didn’t have to make that comment. You could have just kept your mouth shut and left that person not feeling bad about themselves. What do you gain from making someone else feel like shit? Nothing of substance. Maybe a fleeting moment of power but that’s gone as soon as it comes so why? There’s enough unhappiness in the world without you adding to it.

Me in New York meeting New York bloggers

whatafuckinfamilypicture:

*walks in with lemon in hand and takes bite of it like it is an apple without wincing*

Me: So what’s the skittlebutt? What is everyones favorite Laverne Cox quote?