what the fuck does a person even use as a caption?
I’ve never watched an episode of Game of Thrones in my life and even I know that you don’t fuck with the blonde dragon lady.
and that the kid with the crown is the human version of period cramps
this is so illegal. we’re going to get in so much trouble. you cant just steal all the sand from the beach and replace it with bread crumbs
"NO, HUMAN! I KEES YOU FIRST." -smooch, slap slap slap-
I read that in a very french accent
I love that cat’s mustache.
In my dorm room we have a neutrogendered purple alien named George and we tuck him into bed every night
Yeah I was not expecting this to be so popular
the fastest word i can type is motherlode
Every member of The Wiggles has had sex, probably.
fuck you you foolish dragon motherfucker
DO NOT DISMISS A SOMETHING A CHILD IS PROUD OF. LOOK AT IT. POINT SOMETHING OUT AND TELL THEM YOU LOVE IT. IF A CHILD DRAWS YOU A RAINBOW, TELL THEM YOU LOVE HOW IT HAS RED. THEY WILL THINK “WOW. IT DOES HAVE RED. THEY LOVE HOW I PUT RED IN IT. I PUT RED IN IT. AND THEY NOTICED.” MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD KNOWS YOU ARE PROUD OF THEM.
my friend played the most fucked up prank on her mom and there are tears streaming down my face
this guy in my class is wearing shorts, socks with sandals, a shirt that says swag on it, and a snapback he is definitely straight