hi i'm jordan and you're so cute
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sleg:

being ugly is so hard 

trust:

bongfucker:

trust:

compliment me

barbecue sauce

thanks

burgrs:

hi im here to ruin everything 

laptopped:

what the fuck does a person even use as a caption?

When I cheat on my tree bf

  • me: I'm sorry babe I love u
  • bf: just go. leaf.

lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

Anonymous asked: What is a wet dream?

proctalgia:

its when u dream about going swimming

Anonymous asked: Ur going to Cali AND Florida??

im at bubba gumps in city walk universal studios right now

#calbreak2014 #calbreak #battleofthebuses #cb14instachallenge6 #bus2 #!!!!

off to hollywood

and universal studios

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

*looking directly into the sun* what is this, some social justice bullshit?

lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.